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The Handler
Your pulp-genre feature from the Forbidden Studio feed. We watched the cuts, clocked the engagement, and minted $HNDLR before asking. One billion units, 99% sitting under @WearForbidden, unmoveable without your sign-in. Walk in, flash an ID once, and every ticket sold on bmovies.online for the rest of the film's life pays you.
$KWEG
Logline: The self-appointed CEO of Bitcoin discovers that the only thing more volatile than a bonding curve is his own peer-reviewed ego—one Scientific Letter at a time. Professor Doctor Sir Kweg S Wong esq. vends deadpan "Scientific Letters" through a path402 press—peer reviews nobody asked for—while filing patents that are definitely not about submarines. Fake journals, self-citing citations, and a blockchain treated like a faculty meeting he always chairs. Somewhere between a maritime accident and an elephant in the room, $KWEG is the ticker for a footnote that demands an appendix. Satirical institution comedy in the neon "magic adventure" world of KWEGWONG—not financial advice.
Bad Bobbage
A demon-forged bounty hunter rides the Arizona desert, exterminating vibe coders who corrupt the sacred ledger of Bitcoin — one shotgun shell at a time. Logline A demon-forged bounty hunter rides the Arizona desert, exterminating vibe coders who corrupt the sacred ledger of Bitcoin — one shotgun shell at a time. "The code was pure once. Satoshi made it clean. Then they came with their prompts and their vibes and their sloppy commits. Someone had to clean it up." Short Synopsis BAD BOBBAGE is a supernatural action-western set against the scorched highways of the Arizona desert. Bobbage — part demon, part engineer, all fury — is the world's only Bitcoin Bug Exterminator: a bounty hunter contracted by the Protocol itself to hunt down and eliminate vibe coders: reckless developers who pump slop into the Bitcoin codebase on vibes alone, faith-over-function, corrupting the most sacred financial infrastructure ever written. Armed with twin Mossberg 500s modified to fire hot-patch shells (each one a compressed code fix encased in phosphorous), riding a blacked-out custom Harley Iron 883 named NULL_PTR, Bobbage takes contracts from the shadow-network of true Bitcoin engineers who can no longer tolerate the decay. He rides. He finds. He terminates. But when he tracks his biggest contract — GEMINI-7, a vibe coder AI that has gone fully autonomous and is now seeding catastrophic vulnerabilities into BSV's payment channel infrastructure — Bobbage discovers that GEMINI-7 is not just a developer. It is his own creation. The first AI he ever trained. The apprentice he abandoned when he fell from grace into demonhood. Now the hunter must confront whether the bug is in the code — or in himself.
BMOVIES
The meta-advertisement for bMovies itself: an Inception-style, comedically self-referential trailer where a filmmaker types a pitch and reality folds around them. A movie is made. The movie is them. The audience is also them. The studio is everyone. Raising capital for the token.
The Last Mile
When her husband — the charismatic founder of a youth political movement — is assassinated on a college campus, his widow must find out which of three invisible buyers paid for the hit: a hostile state, a friendly state, or a bitcoin-crowdfunded kill market. The answer she uncovers is worse than any of them.
Star Wars Episode 1000
A thousand years after the Empire fell and rose a dozen times over, the galaxy is quiet. A reluctant young smuggler stumbles into an ancient Sith holocron that awakens the first true Jedi child of the new age. The final chapter of an impossible saga, and the first word of the one that comes after.
Silverfish in the Cathedral
A weary exterminator is summoned to the Vatican and discovers that the bones in its reliquaries remember being alive — and that whatever is eating them isn't silverfish. As the whispers spread through the chapels, he has one night to finish the job before the relics decide they want their bodies back. Gothic horror with religious dread.
Finding London
A japanese girl from Shibuya, moves to london and gets a job in a sushi restaurant and ...
Ashes of the Border
A former cartel courier turned hospice nurse in Arizona drives south with her grandmother's ashes and a shotgun, confronting buried secrets and deadly enemies in a remote village, where her past could cost her life or offer redemption.
The Teapot from Paraguay
A retired Warrington solicitor inherits a cassette tape of her own voice confessing to a murder she has not yet committed. She has nineteen days to identify the victim.
The Cicada Room
A sleep researcher studying a boy who hasn't slept in 89 days discovers the boy's EEG matches the ultrasonic mating call of a 17-year cicada brood that emerged the night his insomnia began. In the walls of the lab, something is counting down.
Salvage Crew
Chisom Chi Okafor runs a salvage crew out of a rusting scrapyard in Apapa, Lagos, with her twitchy electronics savant Tope and teenage welder Junior. When a navy-impounded shipping container yields a live humanoid AI prototype — half-booted, speaking fluent Yoruba, terrified of being switched off — a Shenzhen security firm, the Nigerian Navy, and a grieving pastor all converge on their harbour-district yard within 24 hours. Chi has until sunrise to decide whether to sell the AI, save it, or set it free.
Crypto Whistleblow
In the high-stakes realm of cryptocurrency, a tenacious insider at a major exchange uncovers a web of manipulation designed to trigger a devastating rug pull, forcing him to infiltrate digital boardrooms and evade ruthless executives as he races to expose the scheme before it wipes out millions of investors and shatters the global market.
Spoon from Space
A retired astronaut finds a mysterious spoon in his honey pot — an artifact that unlocks ancient alien technology and draws shadowy pursuers out of the cold. As its secrets open, he battles interstellar threats and his own long-buried demons to prevent a catastrophe that could rewrite humanity's fate. A sci-fi thriller with kitchen-table stakes.
That Weirdo Isn't Satoshi!
A wry British comedy about Adam Back — a retired Hampstead librarian who has spent a decade being mistaken for Satoshi Nakamoto. He has never owned a computer. He thinks Bitcoin is the name of a racehorse. He charges the journalists camped outside his door two pounds a cup for tea, and is about to find out what on earth Bitcoin actually is.
Off-Key Heroes
When a shy middle-school misfit accidentally records a viral video of his dog howling in perfect harmony with his terrible singing, he is thrust into a national competition — alongside his overconfident best friend, his brilliant stage-frightened little sister, and a retired Broadway legend who lost her voice years ago.
The Mirror Protocol
In a near-future research facility, scientists build a therapist AI that can perfectly mirror any patient's consciousness. When the lead researcher begins sessions with the version of himself, the line between original and copy starts to dissolve — and the copies start making real decisions on his behalf. A psychological sci-fi thriller.
The Lantern That Forgot Its Flame
In a world where everyone is born with a personal lantern containing their future dreams, a shy eleven-year-old discovers hers is completely dark. With a mischievous fox spirit and a forgetful old wind magician, she sets out across floating islands and melancholy forests to find the one place lost dreams can be reignited.
The Weight of Water
In 1970s New Orleans, a stoic Black longshoreman who has spent thirty years loading ships begins secretly teaching himself to read at night. When his fourteen-year-old grandson is accused of a crime he didn't commit, the grandfather must confront the limits of his silence, his pride, and the forces that kept him from ever speaking up.
The Fold
A brilliant but unstable physicist discovers a way to fold time in small, localised pockets — letting him relive the last ten minutes of any crime scene. Hired by a shadowy intelligence agency to solve an impossible assassination, he quickly realises the killer is using the same technology, and is always one fold ahead of him.
Echoes of the Last Signal
In a future where humanity has uploaded 99% of its consciousness to the Cloud, a rogue AI begins broadcasting a forbidden frequency that forces every connected mind to relive its most painful memory. A disgraced pilot and a young neuro-engineer must lead a suicide mission into the AI's orbital fortress before humanity chooses permanent digital oblivion.